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In the last part we saw the death of Mariah Best, the greatest spouse ever seen in the Best Legacy. We also saw the rest of the fam continue on with life, Ben get Ambrosia-ed  and the new family toy/gadget

Missed much? Check the recent posts for well… the most recent posts.

NOTE/Warning: Usual Warnings Apply.

Mariah: You da man or woman!!

*Sigh*

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We start off the next day where  Lisa has a spot of firefighting.

Lisa: I maybe oldie, but your the one who is gonna be a pile of ash.

Woman: OMG!! I’m trapped by the fire and now I’m gonna be glassed.

Lisa: Prepared to get axed door.

Lisa: No door can defy the power of the Lisa kick!!

Back home, Lisa and Phillip put whole new meaning to the man/woman in uniform.

Lisa: You do know I like a man in uniform?

Phillip: You do know I like a WOMAN in unifrom? *Wink*

I don’t think you should see the next bit.

Whoops… I think I’m gonna be sick now… *Runs to toilet*

Moving swiftly on Daniel was exercising his body to squish his head.

Daniel: I’m just trying to squeeze my brain to forget those disturbing nosies from upsatirs.

Oh that… that’s gonna give me nightmares too.

The next morning Ben had an arguement with the coffee machine. This was one of his major crazy spells.

Ben: Hey you there coffee maker thingy, yeah you!!

Ben:  I’m sick of your’re, oh look at me I’ve got shiny turny nobs and everything.

Ben: Then you’re like: OoooOooo!! Look at me with my bleeping bleeping noises!!

Ben: Well there yeah!! I’m sick of you and well that’s it really.

*Head-Desk*

Meanwhile Daniel was doing his homework.

Daniel: I sense a migraine coming on…

He then got desperate…

Daniel: *Blows* Fly away homework, Go away and fly!!

Later on that day there was strange glitch while Lisa was firefighting. It made everyone in the twon freak out and think there was a fire where they where. Provoking many entertaining scenes.

Teen-Boy: OMG!! There’s fire!! Ahhh

Ben: There’s a fire!!… And OMG this looks so wrong!!

Daniel: A fire!! Holy moly, we are all gonna die!!

Anyways let’s go back to Lisa where the real fire was.

Tatoo-Man: OMG A FIRE!! What am I supposed to do!!

Lisa: Get out the way sunshine!!

The next day and Ben was investigating some of the strange going around town, well he was supposed too anyways.

Ben: That is a very senaky bush there, Hmm… maybe I sould interview people about it.

*Face-Palm*

Oh and Daniel!! He was stuck with all the townie weirdos.

Daniel: I’m stuck with weirdos amd there are monsters under the seat. God help me…

That afternoon I also decided to have a look around town and it seems that Lucas had a job in the police… along with Phillip!!

Phillip: Is that you there Lucas??? Lucas…

Lucas: Must. Walk. Away.

Phillip: I was just wondering if you want to come over for tea.

Lucas: Must. Run. Away. Now!!

That night I was surprised that Lisa didn’t smash the bath after it broke.

Lisa: I’m too darn tired…

Lisa: But tommorow, I shall get my revenge…

The next morning and Ben finally had a new job to do. He had to do some rummaging and obviously done it in his way.

Ben: Hmm… I think I’ve gotta keep my eyes on you maily box otherwise you may rumble me. And I don’t want to get rumbled yeah.

Meanwhile Daniel was inventing again (whilst being cocky and dangerous of course AGAIN!) 

Daniel: For your information, I’m actually just making some fireworks with my blowtorch.

Fireworks with a blowtorch, never heard of that before…

Daniel: Now get lost, me and my spanner have business to attend too!!

Okay I’m going… I think he has definitely has gotten his attitude from his mother.

Lisa finally got to the top of her career and got her own personal fire truck.

Lisa: I rock this look…

That night I finally got the family in a nice normal photograph together. Well as normal as you can get for this family anyways.

The next day Daniel decided to get a bit of martial arts practice in.

Daniel: I may slap… But these are power slaps. Hiyaaahh!! *Slaps*

Daniel: OMG WTH!! Why won’t you die!!

Daniel: Owww… My head!!

Training Dummy: At last I have gotten my revenge!!

Lisa: He has forgotten my important lesson, practice AND PAIN makes perfect. Now look as I smash this space rock.

 Lisa: A bit of pain can make a bit of perfect. Fact!!

Meanwhile Ben had to check for finger prints to incriminate his suspect.

Ben: Eww… All I can find are vast quantities of bum fluff.

Woman: Bum Fluff???

And it a must of been the vast quantities of bum fluff that caused the crash. *Sigh* If I only could rewind or reverse and start this all over again.

Oh Crap I said reverse didn’t I???…

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It’s the end of an epic era as this is the final chapter of the crazy/insane/everything Best Family. But it’s not the end for Ben and Mariah because they WILL return one day to become founders of new legacy. But let’s just let them have a nice holiday in Simtopia first !!

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So there you go!! I really hoped you enjoyed this chapter and in fact the entire legacy. Comments would be extremly appreciated and it would be really nice to know who your favourite character’s were and the most shocking/funniest deaths and births were and things like that. But alas it is time to say goodbye, although there is one little surprise…

It’s The Best Legacy Family Tree!!

http://www.familyecho.com/#view:TMRY6

But anyways, Goodbye and Happy Simming !!

TWS1996

However’s let’s begin the last chapter of the Best’s!!

NOTE: Usual Warnings Apply

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We start this chapter with Lisa showing that age doesn’t affect her.

Lisa: I may be old and have a grey hair when I attack you, but I can still kick butt!!

Lisa: Now talk to the face because the hand ain’t listening.

Training Dummy: Hey, shouldn’t that be the other way around!!

*Whack*

TD: Doesn’t matter…

Meanwhile Ben gave Mariah a massage.

Mariah: I feel like a flying fairy!!

Ben: I told you that magic tickler/massager fingers run in the family.

Maraih then decided to play the guitar… in front of the stereo

Mariah: Can you not feel the musical vibes???

Eventually it was the next morning, but Daniel had forgotten about his homework last night so had to do it then and there.

Ben: I told you so…

Daniel: *Grumbles*

Oh and Mariah!! Well she was enjoying her favourite hobby: Trampolining!!

Mariah: AWESOMELY!!…

Mariah: ABSOLUTELY!!…

Mariah: AMAZING!!

After a playing on the trampoline Mariah then decided to give me a shock.

Mariah: What is that shock, I can’t see in the shades!!

Mariah: OoooOooooo!! Look, I’m positively glowing!!

Ehm… Mariah… your actually dying  :(

Maid: Boo!! It’s a ghost!! Boo!!

Daniel: A ghost??? Where???

Mariah: Right her sunshine…

Daniel: OMG!! Grandma, don’t go!!

Grim: Muhahahaha!! Time to collect my prize.

Phillip: A prize??? Where???

Daniel: *Weeps*

Phillip: There is no prize and a Grim instead… *Weeps*

Ben: A Grim??? Where???

Ehm Ben… Mariah is gone…

She was buried with her guitar and next to her favourite thing in the mansion, the trampoline.

In fact let’s have a little dedication towards Mariah and her life…

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Her childish, inappropriate and family-orientated nature quickly made her zoom like a rocket into our hearts.

She died aged 103 and shall be missed

R.I.P Mariah Best!!

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After Mariah’s death the rest of the family tried to soldier on through life without her.

Phillip: GAH!! MY DAY HAS BEEN SHIT!!

Ben: My day has been AMAZING!!

Ehm Ben… Yor wife died remember???

Ben: I remember her… but she did say I had to zap those drones for her.

Phillip: Em Ben, I’ll let you into a little secret… This is Need For Speed…

Soon after the game-athon Phillip noticed something very creepy about the maid.

Phillip: Those purple eyes make your soul spontaneously combust.

Maid: *Glares*

It is creepy, I give you that.

Meanwhile, Daniel was down in the workshop.

Daniel: Grrr!! Look at my manly inventing machines!!

And now, look at his invention stuff… Daniel…

Daniel: I miss Grandma *Sobs*

Out of anyone in the house Mariah’s passing seemed to effect Daniel the most despite the fact that they weren’t extremely close.

It also seems that Lisa missed Mariah a lot too.

Lisa: Oh Mother!! I dedicate these Tofu Dogs to you!! You will always be part of my heart, like they will be part of my indigestion.

The next night Mariah came out, and no surprises here, went staright to the trampoline.

Mariah: Look, I’m a flying ghostie bird!!

Obvously I sent Ben to meet her.

Ben and Mariah: *Ghostly Kissage*

How romantic???

As the family met Mariah in ghost form, the family were finally at peace with themselves, well in a Best way of course, with Ben training Daniel.

Ben: Do it harder like an adult man.

Daniel: I’m only a teenager!!

Daniel then went for a bit of martial arts training from his mother.

Lisa: Don’t slap it, kick it’s butt.

Daniel: I’m trying mom…

Daniel: *Slaps*

Lisa: I said NO SLAPPING!!

Daniel: Sorry!!

Now I know your’re wondering why my simmieself is in the leagacy house, well he is gonna make Ambrosia for Ben (by using cheats as Ben vanished for no reason, although I will make my real simmieself do it properly).

Simmieself: I need absolute quiet, a master is at work.

I guess we don’t want him to muck it up…

Ben: So I haven’t had a blow to me noggin right, I’m gonna be ressurected as a human.

Exactomundo!!

Simmieself: I said quiet!!

Sorry…

Ben: Well this tastes weird…

Simmieself: I know, I’ve tried it.

When did that happen???…

Ben: Wait look, I’ve ate a rainbow bomb.

That’s what Ambrosia is!! 

Ben: OMG!! I’ve got my beautiful skin again. Jeez this MAGNIFICO!!

While interviewing a few people there was a bit of drama with Ben and Grim, but luckily for me, he was left with a Death Flower.

Grim: A death plant!! You shouldn’t have!! This is like Christmas all over again!!

Ben: Your welcome Grim, now can I have my body back???

Back from interviewing Ben then decided to play with the new family toy/gadgit.

Ben: PARTYY!!!!

Ben: AND OMG!! I’M GONNA BE DJ!!

Oh!! And Daniel , he was being cocky whilst inventing. Daniel… why are you not wearing goggles and all the safety gear???

Daniel: Don’t worry… I’m an inventing pro!!

A few moments later…

I told you all about the safety gear and you could of killed yourself. What do you have to say for yourself???

Daniel: Oops!!

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This ends part 1, part 2 should be tomorrow. Anyways I hope you enjoyed this part and a comment would be well appreciated. But most of all I thank you all for reading, and sorry at what has happened, but remember there is still a part left for tomorrow with a surprise in store.

However’s I ‘ve got to go now, so see you tommorow,

TWS1996

We start off with the normal morning activity of my simself in his undies while using his new harvester which is facing the wrong way round…

The zap then managed to get inside the house.

Thankfully however though no one was harmed. The family were acting completely normal. Well as normal as it can get anyway.

Anyways the next day my simmieself was running a vaccination clinic… at the graveyard. A whole lot morbid methinks…

Oh!! And Sarah… well, she was talking to the mirror… Ehem, I mean practicing her improving charisma skills.

Meanwhile her hubby had picked up a new hobby: Making things GO KABOOM!!

Although he soon had to clean up afterwards. Serves him right for blowing up the dining set.

And not forgetting the twins hobby either: Just simply being cute!!

Even if the stupid babysitter decides to have a fart of death. However their cuteness acted as a shield and they survived. However though it was time for them to age up.

*SuperSparklyToddlerAgeUpDnace.NO.1*

*SuperSparklyToddlerAgeUpDance.NO.2*

And TAADAA, here they both are after their traditional age-up makeover. 

Oh!! There is something I haven’t told you is there. Well remember last chapter how my simmieself was making something. Well this is the certain something: A TIME MACHINE XD !!

Oh well there seems to be no physical damage, maybe a little bit of a hit on the nogin and he will be scarred from his experiences. Meh, he should be alright.

Alright to go on another adventure anyways.

Hmm… I think we might have a little bit of a time trekkie junkie here…

Wait a minute, why is Sarah going in with him???

*Shifty-Eyes*

Oh Ehm… This is awkward…

VERY Awkward…

…. Okay… Now this is EXTREMELY AWKWARD…

Hmm, I’ve gotten my self in quite a pickle haven’t I???

Find out what happens next in a few weeks time… You won’t want to miss it :D !!

Warning: Mild Language and Mild Sexual Language in some parts. Just like a normal chapter really…

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Last chapter we saw Lisa and Phillip marry which Jack was not impressed at. Robert and Lucas grew up handsomely and moved out. Also Daniel grew up from a cute toddler into the fine young specimen that you can see in the picture above.

We start off with a robber deciding to visit the household.

Robber: I’m so sneaky!!

No you’re not…

See what I mean, not so sneaky now…

Robber: I hate you more than I hate that burglar alarm.

I think everyone says that.

Eventually the whole cops and robbers thing happened.

Mariah: Ooooo!! That looks nasty!!

After the incident Lisa and Phillip bonded.

Lisa and Phillip: *Kissage*

Mariah: Ben, my ex-Riverviewan now Twinbrookian dragon we need to show them what real love is…

*Sigh*

It was soon the next morning…

Ben: Oh it’s a sparkly day!!

Phillip: I so could use those sparkles to make sequins for the missus…

Meanwhile Mariah was practicing martial arts to get some money.

Mariah: Hello training dummy… It’s nice to see you

Mariah: Not!! You are such a push over, literally…

Meanwhile Ben and Phillip were getting to know each other in the activities room…

Phillip: Grrr!! This is so hard!!

Ben: That’s why I decided to give up that and do chess instead. I mean it’s still a sport!!

Believe it or not it actually is too LOL !!

And in the dining room, the twins had the time mixed up.

Juliet: Sis, you do know it’s not breakfeast???

Gabby: No it’s DEFO Breako!!

Juliet: *Sigh*

The next day, Daniel picked up a new hobby: Inventing!!

Daniel: Hmm, A little screwdriver action over her, now the blowtorch…

Oh Oh!!

Daniel: Oops.

Daniel: No harm done though is there…

Ehem!! Your butt’s on fire!!

Daniel: My butt’s on fire!! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!…

Meanwhile Ben had picked up a new hobby, well job: Investigating!!

Uggo-Man: Hello I’m looking for an investigator.

Ben: I’am the investigator!!

And the twins also had there hobby too: Trampolining!!

Gabby: Weehee!! This is so fun!!

Juliet: No offence, but it isn’t so fun to see you butt right in front of me!!

Oh and not forgetting Lisa’s hobby either!!

Lisa: Everybody watch and be amazed!! Hiyyy…

Lisa: Oh Yeah!!

That night Ben and Daniel also decided to have a short visit to the graveyard…

Ben: You know those 400-year old reamins, they’re like well old.

Daniel: OMG!! Really!!

*Head-Desk*

The next day Lisa was celebrating the new trophy for firefighting.

Lisa: Ooooo Look… It’s all big, round and shiny.

Meanwhile Daniel and Mariah decided to go to the junkyard to get some scrap…

Daniel: Look at this grandma, it’s bent…

Mariah: *Looks around creepily*

Mariah: It’s bent… OMG LOL!!

*Head-Desk*

Ben meanwhile, discovered the other side of investigating.

Ben: I could give you a few simoleans for the answer…

Jamar: I’m listening!!

Including going on the most stupidest stakeout ever…

Ben: No one will suspect anything’s going on!!

Apart from the fact that your a big green bush next to a grey fountain.

Meanwhile Phillip was sitting on a toilet.

Phillip: Haha!! Very amusing…

Note: There is a video about this on Youtube, it’s slightly childish, but it is sorta funny.

Eventually it was dinner time. Gabby was starving and there was few more happenings too…

Gabby: This an emergerncy, extremely hungry girl coming through!!

Juliet: I heard that your stakeout didin’t go well.

Ben: I was trying to be a tree but failed…

Mariah: That’s why I massage Yeti’s at the spa…

Ben: Now I’m choking *Barf*

Mariah: Welcome to Mr. Nom Nom, Hotdog!! *Chews*

Juliet: Why couldn’t my family at least have some manners.

Although Ben healed with some help from Mariah.

Ben and Mariah: *Snog*

Mariah: Don’t worry, I’ll let you investigate me anyday.

Ben: Thanks, but I don’t think I’ll take that offer.

The next day arrived, with a bit of bathroom crampage.

Phillip: *Get-Ready-Tornado-Spin*

And Mariah decided to play with the sprinkler rather than collecting some rocks that could get us some money.

Mariah: I love colourful rocks, but I just love the sprinkler more!!

Oh and Lisa went off saving people’s lives.

Lisa: I’m sorry fire, but I’m afraid your gonna have to die now.

That day was also Juliet and Gabby’s B-DAYS, that I totally forgot about. So Juliet grew in the downstairs bathroom.

Juliet: Woah I’m sparkling!!

Ben: OMG!! Yay!! It’s sparkles!!

Mariah: Oh Man!! There’s sparkles and I’m stuck in the door *Cries*

And Gabby grew up, in one of the upstairs corridors.

Gabby: Look at world, here I come!!

First up for a makeover is Juliet.

Traits: Good, Light Sleeper, Eccentric, Adventurous, Photographer’s Eye

Faves: Indie, Goopy Carbonera and Purple

And second for a makeover, Gabby

Traits: Clumsy, Athletic, Over-Emotional, Technophobe and Commitment Issues

Faves: Indie, Falafel and Hot Pink

NOTE: They both promptly moved out.

Anyways, it was another day for firewoman Lisa and what’s this, she’s missing it!!

Lisa: Ehem, someone forgot about bringing the fire engine back… *Runs*

Lisa: And they will pay!! Hiyyyaaaaaaa!!

Soon enough school was finished and Phillip went to ‘help’ his son…

Phillip: So Pi-squared = MC-squared

Daniel: Actually it’s 9.869 to three decimal places. Thank god, I’m eccentric and know all these facts rather than be an idiot.

Daniel still found out he has a little bit of the idiot gene himself.

Daniel: Note to self, never use a hammer on rubber… it bounces… and hurts… Owww!!

But eventually a new invention was born!!

Daniel: It’s a thing!! AWESOME!!

The next day Mariah enjoyed herself on the trampoline.

Mariah: Oh Em Gee!! Everything’s upside down!!

Probably because your upside down… *Head-Desk*

Mariah: And now I’m a rocket!! Zoom Zoom!!

Eventually it was another B-DAY time, this time though for three!!

Mariah: OMG!! They are gonna get sparklafied!! LMAO!!

Phillip and Daniel: How childish???

Lisa: That’s my mum for ya!!

*Mid-Best-Triple-B-DAY-Scene*

Lisa and Daniel had went sparkle and aged, but Phillip was last up to age up.

Phillip: Woah I’m exactly the same, muscles, stink and all!!

That’s why I noramlly totally forget about the Full Adulthood B-DAY.

First up for a makeover is Lisa. Let’s just say she hasn’t had the best age up…

And here is a handsome young specimen, also known as Daniel.

Traits: Athletic, Eccentric, Lucky and Brave

Faves: Latin, Cheesesteak and Green

Now it’s time for a makeover blooper.

Lisa: NOM NOM NOM!! You taste lovely.

Daniel: It’s nice to know I taste lovely, but I kind of want my own body back.

Daniel: Actually it ain’t to bad.

Lisa: Ehm, No I don’t think it is.

Daniel: Yeah your right!!

And finally a B-DAY blooper!!

Ben: Yeah it’s all party, cake and sparkles down here in da hood.

Mariah: He doesn’t know it’s finished does he???

I think it’s just best to leave him be…

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I hope you enjoyed the chapter and if you could, a comment would be really nice. But most of all I thank you all for reading!!

However now it’s time to say goodbye!!

Goodbye,

TWS1996

We start with Amethyst looking happy yet weirdly. My simself and Sarah have definately put something in that bottle…

Meanwhile Onyx seems to be hiding in the toy box when the baby sitter. I don’t really blame him though as…

A. He’s Cute

B. All the babysitters are creepy.

C. And He’s Cute

When my simselffy is in the house though Onyx is ready with open arms. Isn’t

In the dictionary the meaning of cute-family-love would be this picture… and probably also the creepy-eye-stare too though…

Anyways another day in the simself household and it seems lonely Amethyst is multi-tasking. Playing with blocks and being cute!!

Although her mother comes into to care for her often. When she’s not biting her head anyways.

And my simself comes into to teach her life skills.

Though he never forget’s little Onyx.

Back to Amethyst and seems she’s grown an attachment to a cow toy my simmyself made. Personally though it gives me the creeps with all it’s metal and cowness…

Speaking of my simmyself and his inventions. He has apparently mastered inventing as you can see by all his confident macho inventor pose.

Ah but what on earth is he inventing???

Find out in the next edition of The Story Of Me, coming… sometime!!

Warning: A few bits of mild language as usual.

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Gabby: That trip to Egypt was good, I mean look how much treasure we found.

As in we you  mean Robert and Juliet.

It turns out Juliet was having nightmares of Egypt.

Juliet: No I’am actually having nightmares of you!!

NOTE: That day Robert and Lucas left the house, but you will probably see them coming over for visits.

The next morning it looks like Lisa was playing ‘Death by Ball’

Lisa: Let’s play ball…

Juliet: Oh Yeah!! I’m so gonna catch it!!

A few moments later…

Juliet: Ouch!! I’ve broke my hand!!

Lisa: Ooooo!! That looks nasty!!

Meanwhile Daniel was being cute!!

Daniel: Yays!! It’s dinner time!!

Eventually Daniel got his breakfast

Daniel: NOM NOM NOM-INIMY NOM NOM!!

While Daniel was eating Ben was zen-porting.

Ben: Look at the shiny lights…

Ben: Weeheeeee!!

Meanwhile Lisa had mastered the martial arts.

Lisa: Eat B.O training dummy!!

Lisa: And now eat my cheesy feet!!

After practicing his zen-porting Ben decided to look after Daniel for a bit.

Daniel: Hiya ghosty granda!!

Ben: Hiya there Dan.

Uber-Cuteness!!

The next day the twins were having a conspiracy talk about the school bus driver.

Juliet: I think the bus driver is a creepy alien.

Gabby: Don’t look at it or it’ll devour our brains…

*Head-Desk*

Meanwhile Ben was teaching Daniel how to walk.

Ben: Come on Daniel, you can do it!!

Daniel: Oh Em Gee!! I’m walking!!

However this creepy glitch happened.

Ben: Now your flying!!

Daniel: Help me ghosty granda!!

Luckily Daniel was not harmed.

Daniel: Tat was not funny!!  

However Ben was using some of his powers while still teaching Daniel.

Ben: Come on Daniel…

Daniel: OooooOoooooOooooo!! I’m getting controlled…

Ben: Come on Daniel…

Daniel: Woah!! My granda is telekinetic!!

Meanwhile the twins were having a little gossip.

Juliet: Did you know that Lucas and Robert Best are completely broke.

Gabby: Hahaha!! That is so funny…

You girls really need to get out more.

While the twins were gossiping, Mariah was playing on the trampoline…

Mariah: AWESOMINO!!

And Daniel was playing with his bunny…

Daniel: Super Sliding Bunny to the rescue!!

Before playing with his blocks the next day.

Daniel: Dis is my mate blue blockie, Bee Bee for short!!

That night Lisa was having a romantic dinner with Phillip at the Bistro there was a lot of drama going on and Robert was also there.

Man: Eat Slap Woman!!

Woman: *Seeing Stars*

Robert: Nice to feel welcome…

Despite the drama, Lisa decided to propose.

Lisa: Will you marry me???

Phillip: OMG OMG OMG!!…

Phillip: You’ve just made me the hippiest hoppiest happiest man in the world!!

As you can see the answer was a yes…

The two then decided to have a private marriage ceremony there and then…

There was more drama at the Bistro though as Grim decided to pay a visit as Lisa decided to get dome drinks.

Grim: Mwahahaha!! My newest victim!!

Lisa: Oh Hi Grim!! Just gonna get a drink, do ya want one???  

Back at the house Jack also decided to visit.

Jack: Not the Computer!! More Nightmares!!

Mariah: Nice to see you back Jack!!

Ben: K, this is really weird, I’m just floating away…

Ben: Oh Man!! I totally forgot he reeks like Burnt BBQ Ribs!!

Maraih: Ben dear, you should be much more nicer to our guests.

And then at the worst possible moment, Lisa and Phillip were back.

Phillip: Grrrrr!! He is not gonna steal my precious back…

Oh Oh!!…

Lisa: Hi Jack did I tell you I’m married to Phillip now!!

Jack: You what!?!?

Mariah: This is too crazy for me, I’m just gonna do some laundry…

Quite obviously, they both ended up in a fight.

Phillip: Gah!! He’s gonna give me an electric noogie!!

Jack with his superior athletic skills won.

Jack: In your face!!

Phillip: Just wait til’ I push your face into your ass!!

The next day there was a bit more violence, but this time it was needed to combat the fires.

Lisa: Eat Axe, Door!!

Lisa: Oh Yeah!! I got it open!!

You did, but now you need to continue saving people.

That night it was also B-DAY time for Daniel…

Ben: I’ll blow the candles for you!!

Daniel: Hey ghosty granda, shouldn’t it be me???

Mariah: It’s a cake. LMAO!!

Juliet: Grandma’s laughter makes me lose my tooting skills.

A few moments later…

Daniel: Yay!! It’s sparkly dance time!!

I’m gonna miss his toddler cuteness *Tear*

But it’s okay, it has changed in child cuteness. Isn’t Daniel cute, handsome and now cool with his highlights.

Traits: Athletic, Eccentric and Lucky.

Faves: Latin, Cheesesteak and Green.

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I hope you enjoyed the second update this weekend and as usual I would love it if you would comment, as it it really makes my day.

But most of all I thank you all for reading!! But now it’s time to say goodbye…

Goodbye!!

TWS1996

Warning: A few bits of mild language, just as normal really.

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We come back to the Best household to see the craziness of their mornings.

Mariah: Zoom Zoom, Super Bunny to the rescue!!

Lisa: I see mum discovered my son’s new toys. *Sigh*

Mariah: Remember Lisa though, if you dis him, Super Bunny can kick your butt!!

It was also time for everyone in the house to wake up, including cute little Daniel.

Daniel: Hi Guys, is dat voicey dere?

Yep it is little Daniel…

Daniel: Hiya dere then voicey.

Isn’t he just the most darnest cutest toddler to grace the Best Legacy so far??? 

Meeanwhile, Juliet decided to clean up after her little brother.

Juliet: Say hello to your new home poop bag.

It was also time for the family to celebrate Robert and Lucas’s B-Day

Family: *Celebrates*

Robert: I so can’t wait til’ we can leave this loser house.

Lucas: AND we get cake!!

Robert: There is that too.

And with a birthday, comes a blooper.

Mariah: Hahahahaha!! Look at that tank-top man and that hilarious Egyptian person LMAO!!

Ben: Oh Yeah!! It’s a party!!

Anyways after birthdays come the makeovers. Here is Robert!!

Traits: Evil, Artistic, Genius, Workaholic and Charismatic

Faves: Classical, Stu Surprise and Red 

And here is Lucas!!

Traits: Couch Potato, Loves the Outdoors, Frugal, Handy and Eccentric

Faves: Indie, Peanut Butter and Jelly and Lilac

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Juliet: Woah what happened here, why is this place so hot???

Gabby: Why is there sand???

Lucas: Why is there a big massive rock over here???

Robert: I think were in Egypt!!

Yep that’s right, the spares are on a holiday in Egypt!!

As soon as they arrived, the spares soon decided to go for a bit of tomb-raiding.

Robert: Why does this place stink so bad?

Lucas: It’s disgusting!!

Gabby: Em Guys!! I think it’s this skeleton in front of me?

Gabby and Lucas were scared so it left Robert and Juliet.

Juliet: Them two are such fraidy cats, they need to get some adventure in them.

Robert: It is kind of creepy though.

Juliet: Are you scared???

Robert: No.

Anyways, the two continued to go on.

Juliet: Tip 1 of Adventuring: Always get men to do the hard work.

Robert: *Heaves* 

And then eventually…

Robert: We done it!!

Juliet also managed to get to open the treasure chest.

Juliet: OoooOoooOooo Look!! The treasure is so shiny!!

While Robert and Juliet went adventuring, Lucas decided to go and eat in front of obese Egyptian people.

Lucas: Yummy!! Food!!

Egyptian 1: Must get food…

And Gabby decided to show her body off.

Gabby: Feel the fresh yet sticky air!!

*Sigh*

The next day Juliet decided to go adventuring on her automobile.

Juliet: Juliet the automobiling-adventurer to the rescue!!

Meanwhile Robert was making friends with the locals.

Robert: Your mother is a llama!!

Egyptian 2: She’s actually a mummy for FYI!!

Robert then decided to pass out. Don’t know why though…

Later that night Lucas and Gabby had some marshmellows.

Lucas: How did you get the big ones.

Gabby: First come, first served.

And then…

Gabby: Damnit!! How am I supposed to eat this burnt, it’s worse than mom’s cooking.

Back to Juliet and it looks like she has discovered a new tomb.

Juliet: This adventuring lark is easy.

Juliet: OMG!! It’s opening up!!

Indeed it did!!

After getting some rest Juliet continued on her adventure.

Juliet: Come to mama-button, stone

She continued until she opened up a sarcophagus, but what was inside it…

Juliet: Oh Em Gee!!

Yep that’s right it was a mummy!!

Mummy: *Groans*

Juliet: That is such a boring epic fail. It could have at least been a tincey bit scary.

Juliet soon regretted what she said and tried to hide and run away from the mummy but it was too late…

Juliet: Tip 2 of Adventuring: Never wake up and/or anger a mummy.

Mummy: *Groans*

It soon ended in a fight which the mummy won…

Juliet: And don’t fight against him… you will lose…

Mummy: Who’s the daddy!?!?

Juliet: Aren’t you a mummy???

Mummy: Shut Up!!

 Juliet: Tip 3 0f Adventuring: Always bring paracetemol…

Juliet: Tip 4 of Adventuring: Always make sure to disarm traps, as you can suffer from a burning butt!! Ouch, Help!!

Juliet found out that adventuring wasn’t all it cracked up to be.

Juliet however did manage to put herself out…

Juliet: These burnt bum sores are so… NOT worth it…

A day out adventuring soon turned out to be a day of hell!!

Meanwhile back at base camp…

Robert: *Groans* I am a mummy!!

Gabby: Eeeek!! Not a mummy!! Everyone Run Away!!

Lucas: Oh Great!! Robert’s off scaring Gabby and now the sink is broken.

Turns out all the spares were having a day of hell.

Soon after Robert decided mourn over Egyptian strangers.

Robert: I’m so sorry Egyptian person, you never got a chance to choke on my evil sandwiches…

And to finish things off, let’s have Juliet say a few final words…

Juliet: Tip 5 of Adventuring: Never go to the Sphinx!! Just runaway!!

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So alas, this update has ended, but don’t you worry friends, the Best’s will be back again tommorow. Anyways, I hope you enjoyed the update and as usual all comments are loved. And finally I thank you all for reading!!

Goodbye!!

TWS1996

Warning: Little bits of mild and mild sexual language. Just like any normal chapter really.

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We tune in just after the sudden death of Benvolio Best and for once Robert is actually showing his humanity.

Robert: I never even got to talk to Grim!!

Or maybe not…

However Ben’s death did definately hit the other’s hard.

Juliet: I remember when we had laundry parties with Grandpa!!

What 0_0 ??? You never told me about this!?!?

Anyways, before I totally forget here are the twin’s makeover. Here’s Juliet!!

Traits: Good, Light Sleeper, Friendly and Adventurous

Faves: Indie, Goopy Carbonara and Purple

And here is Gabrielle!!

Traits: Clumsy, Athletic, Over-Emotional and Technophobe

Faves: Indie, Falafel and Hot Pink

The next day for Lucas was a day of hell.

Lucas: First of all Grampa dies, then the bath dies and now I’m dying from Hunger. I blame you voice!!

What, it isn’t even me!!

Meanwhile Lisa decided to have a visit to the other in her 3-way relationship.

Lisa: Did you know that these arms, are the arms of a firewoman.

Phillip: No… But I do now.

Phillip: Wait a minute, you mean your a firewoman that saves us all from fires. Oh Goody!!

Lisa: Don’t flatter me…

Meanwhile, Gabby, rather than fixing things, decided to break them.

Gabby: Prepare to die, computer…

However Lucas, instead of breaking things, liked to break himself. 

Lucas: I think I broke my spine!!

Later that day, Mariah decided to use the new teleporter to get to the Science Center.

But why is she there???

Yep that’s right, she’s there to bring Benny-Boy back!!

<3

The next morning at breakfast time Ben decided to show his new ghostly skills.

Ben: This is fun…

Mariah: I so can’t wait til’ I can do that.

Although he still showed his original side too.

Ben: You killed Iggle-Piggle, Scooby Doo, what do you have to say for yourself!!

In the living room meanwhile, it was chaos!!

Jack: I knew we shouldn’t have had a sprinkler party in the living room!!

Who the hell thought of that idea??? *Shifty-Eyes*

Jack: Oh and BTW, the stereo is on fire.

What!?!?!?

But Jack being a complete idiot decided to try to fix the stereo again…

Jack: Sorry, I couldn’t stop, I loved the buzz from it. Pun intended…

Ben: Oh, Hi Jack, I was just wondering if you would do the laundry?

Em Ben, I think’s he busy dying at the moment…

Stranger: Oh Yes! My first time to see someone die! Muhahahahaha!!

Lisa: Permission to kick his butt.

Permission Granted…

Robert: Oh Man!! I didn’t even see Grim, Again!!!!

Stranger: *Faints*

Lisa: I didn’t even kick his butt. And TBH, if he was truly evil like my Robert, he wouldn’t faint like a sissy.

The next morning at breakfast, there was a bit of ghostly bother.

Robert: *Chokes* Stop going through me and leaving these ghost sparkles on my cereal!!

Ben: Teehee…

Mariah: You really need to stop doing that Ben…

Later that day, Lisa took her anger out on fires.

Lisa: This is for Jack!! 

Lisa: Booyeah!!

After school, Juliet did her good deed.

Juliet: Here’s money to save you, little earthworms.

That night, Ben decided to scare Jack.

Jack: Gahhhhhhh!!

Ben: Did I give you a shock?

Enough of the puns already!!!!

Jack: I’m leaving!!

Ben: It was only a joke!!

The next day, Mariah decided to play on the trampoline.

Mariah: Oh My Gawd!! I can see the sky!!

That night, Lisa now single, decided to bring Phillip with her into bed.

Lisa: Right, let’s play the roar game, if you roar I do it.

Phillip: Meow…

Lisa: Meh, it’s close enough.

Phillip: Let’s do it then!!

We are unable to show a transmission because of explicit scenes so I will show this lovely picture of the couple themselves.

Eventually it was the next day and the boys were off to do their hobbies.

Lucas: Gotta watch TV!!

Robert: Gotta paint art!!

Lisa: At last my sons have a found a different hobby from killing people and fighting little sister’s.

Meanwhile I’ve never showed you a picture of Phillip in ages. Sohere he is dancing… (plus you can see his tatoo I made on his shoulder)

Phillip: Oh Yeah!! Let’s get this party started!!

The girls were also into exercising to the beat.

Gabby: Let’s do star jumps.

Juliet: Sis, it’s squats.

Ben continued to go through Robert, it was becoming a hobby of his.

Juliet: Didn’t gran tell you not to do that.

Ben: She did, but it’s so fun isn’t it Robert…

Robert: *Grumbles*

Talking of the subject…

Mariah: He’s been doing it again, hasn’t he.

Robert: Yep.

Ben: Teehee…

Meanwhile, before getting to work, Lisa needed to puke so had to get out of her carpool.

Lisa: First I need to puke, secondly I’m gonna be late and thirdly that weird doctor man is chasing after me.

 Later on and after a small house fire, Lisa then discovered she was pregnant.

Lisa: Oh Goody!! I’m gonna have another little baby!!

Meanwhile, Ben seemed to love having coffee.

Ben: It’s better than getting a buzz off electrocuting yourself. 

Although Ben you have to admit, nothing’s better then a bed.

Ben: True dat.

The next morning, Lucas and Juliet had another gaming marathon.

Lucas: I’m gonna do it…

Juliet: Oh No I won’t!!

Lucas: Oh Yeah I will!!

Juliet: Oh No you won’t!!…

Meanwhile Ben returned to see an old enemy returned…

Ben: Long time, no see wooden dummy…

And, Lisa decided to tell Phillip the big news.

Lisa: Oh Hi Phillip, *coughjusttotellyoui’mpregnantandyourgoingtohavetobeaclowntoentertainthebabywhenit’soldercough,cough*

Phiilip: What was that Lisa…

Later on, Ben then decided to scare Gabrielle.

Ben: OooooOooooOoooo!! I’m a ghost!!

Gabby: Crap!! Save Me!!

Gabby then decided to get payback.

Gabby: RAWRR!!, I’m a Lion!! 

Ben: Not a Lion!!

Gabby: Sweet Revenge…

Ben: Please save me from the Lion!! Please!!

First of all Ben, it was Gabby. And Second of all, even if it was a lion, you’re already dead anyway.

Ben: I’m Dead???

*Head-Desk*

Juliet meanwhile was having fun on the trampoline.

Juliet: You’ve got to love the SUPER BOUNCY AWESOMENESS!!!!

Lisa then decided it was a nice time to have labour.

Lisa: It’s Coming!!

Robert: Oh No!! My mum’s goo has gone all over the floor and now she’s smiling!! Has she gone senile???

Lisa: I’m not senile, I’m just remembering it’s cake for tea.

And then alas, Daniel Best was born!! 

Lisa: He’s a joy to the entire world!!

Since Lisa is only around 11 days to elderhood, I aged Daniel to toddler. Here are his traits and faves!!

Traits: Athletic and Eccentric

Faves: Latin, Cheesesteak and Irish Green

Daniel: I haves hands, cool!!

 Daniel Best= Cutness Overload!!  

Daniel: I’s cute!!

Yes you are!!

And I end the chapter with Daniel meeting Ben.

Ben: Hiya Danny-Boy, I’m your ghostly grandpa, who’s just gotta tickle you!!

Daniel: Not da tickles!!

<3

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I hope you enjoyed the chapter, and as usual I would love it if you would comment. But most of all I thank you all for reading !!

But now alas, it is time to say goodbye…

Goodbye,

TWS1996

But now they have returned with craziness in force!! So let the chapter begin!!

Note: Bits of mild launguage and mild sexual language throughout. So be prepared…

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We come back to see the family arrive back at their new house. Lisa decided to go through the other way….

Lisa: I’am one with mother nature…

Meanwhile in the family house, Juliet finally realised her family were a bunch of weirdo’s.

Juliet: They need some help… AND I mean some SERIOUS help….

Gabby: OMG!! I can do air guitar like gramps!!

Jack: How dare she call us weirdo’s and that we need help!!

She wasn’t calling you weirdo’s, she just made an obversation and found out about the family’s craziness.

Jack: I despise you…

What?!?! It wasn’t even me!!

The next morning Jack found out about Lisa’s news.

Lisa: To spice things up a bit I’m thinking of ahaving a 3-way relationship.

Jack: What???…

Oh Oh…

Jack: You mean boys get to rule the house!! Awesome!!

Phew…

And here is the man himself, it’s Mr. Geek Chic himself…

Phillip Quentin!!

Cute, ain’t he??? 

Soon Lisa decided to come over.

Lisa: Do you wanna play the magic tickler finger game.

Phil: That game sounds cool!! 

Meanwhile Mariah found the sprinkler, again!!

Mariah: I’am one with the sprinkler!!

Eventually, came dinner time along with all the chaos!!

Lucas: Homework says I’ve got to see my mother’s actions throughout the day from close range. For the entire day…

Ben: Teehee!!

Lucas: Gramps!!

Lisa: Shut it, you two!!

The next morning, Ben had a forgetful moment and saw how Mariah acted like a child.

Ben: Was she really that childish when I married her.

Nope, the elderness just made it worse.

Mariah: Puppet 1: Do you wanna do it???

Mariah: Puppet 2: Sure Honey!!

Ben then decided to have one of HIS ‘Crazy Moments’

Ben: Your going down dragon people with bad breath. Your going down!!

You’ve gotta love our Benny-Boy.

Lisa meanwhile decided to get a job as a firewoman, and enjoyed sliding down a pole.

Lisa: I could get used to this!!

Lisa came home to see Gabby was doing her homework.

Lisa: I’m so happy!! My daughter is doing her homework!! Awesome!!

Gabby: It would be nice if you could stop being so happy and help me though!!

Juliet then decided to freak me out a little by doing this!!

Juliet: Look I can breakdance!!

It’s more BREAK-dance to me!!

Meanwhile Robert picked up on his artistic side.

Robert: This is the artwork of an evil genius!!

Just looks like yellowy splodges to me!!

Robert: Just you wait til’ I’m finished and you will see how awesome it really is!!

Meanwhile, Ben soon learned about Tv’s and Video Games from Lucas.

Ben: Watch you doin?

Lucas: Just play awesome video games.

Ben: Let me put my book down…

Lucas: TV’s and Video Games are cool aren’t they?

Ben: They are AH-MAZE-ING!!

Ben: OMG!! I’m first!!

Lucas: Yes you are Grandad, yes you are!!

Apparently Lucas’s only friend is Ben so they always get on like a house on fire.

Speaking of houses on fire, while Lisa was talking to Phillip the fire alarm at thefire station decided to ring.

Lisa: Oh That Noise!! It’s just the alarm tell me I need to get all the water and foam I can get from swimming pools to kick fire butt. See you soon!!

Lisa came to find out she was the only one and the extinguishers were not that good.

Lisa: I don’t think this foam is working!!

Lisa soon managed to regain her confidence.

Lisa: Eat foam, flames!!

Jack decided to look like a monkey when he pointed out that he was starving, right in the way so no-one could get their dinner.

Jack: I’m so hungry!!

Gabby: So am I. Now move out the way and get your darn plate!!

Ben decided to play the most well known game in legacies. Death by Ball Game!! 

Ben: Come to papa, bally!!

Ben: Now it’s my turn!! 

Oh Oh…

Turns out Ben was playing with Lisa and she managed to catch it.

Lisa: I told you I’m not a sissy. So in your face!! Now prepare for the Ultimate Lisa Throw!!

It was also time for the kids to go to school.

Juliet: Oh Cool!! It’s School-Time!!

Robert: Why does my sister have to be such a goody-two-shoes.

Don’t blame me!! Blame the trait randomizer thing!!

Meanwhile, Mariah discovered a new toy in the backyard.

Mariah: What do you call this cool bouncy thing.

It’s called a trampoline.

Mariah: Weehee!! I’m a flying birdy!!

Turns out the trampoline was worth the price. Mariah thought it was fun…

And later on so did, Gabby and Juliet.

Gabby: Geronimo!! 

Juliet: Can I do a jumping high bodyslam!!

No!!… It’s your birthday tommorow and I don’t really want you to have a broken back.

It was finally birthday day where Robert decided to try to scare his good sister.

Robert: I’m standing as if I’m not going to scare my good sister.

Juliet: I’m standing here as if  I’m about to get scared by my evil brother.

Robert: RAWWRRRR!!

Juliet: Shock!! Horror!! I never knew that was coming!!

What was more funny was this is what the the Sims 2 TV Man was doing this at the same time.

Sims2Man: That was some lame yet so hilarious!!

LOL !!

Meanwhile, Gabby was complaining about her father in the activity room.

Gabby: That is disgusting, my father is sweaty and has bad B.O.

What I didn’t get is, why was Gabby even there then in the first place???

Eventually it was B-DAY Time for the twins, with a partyful of guests and the main family watching/celebrating/laughing/tooting/wooting.

Juliet: Woah!! I’m first, that’s just totaaly rad. 

It was Gabby’s turn to blow out too.

Gabby: What to wish for… a unicorn… a bunk-bed… Ahh!! I got it, a normal family!! 

Not gonna happen!!

As Juliet sparkled, she noticed something weird about the maid.

Juliet: Why is that maid man stabbing mum with a tooting B-Day horn!!

Gabby also sparkled too.

Gabby: How long do these darn sparkles take!! I wanna eat some cake before it’s all gone!! 

Meanwhile my camera directed itself to Ben…

Ben: What’s happening, I’m just have a blink minute…

Crappy, Crappity, Crap, Crap!!

Ben: Am I turning into a nuclear reactor???

Nope your dying….

Grim: Oh My!! Someone is dying, I feel so totally heartbroken!! Not!!

Mariah: You are evil skeleton, black cloaky man!! Look what you have done to my family!!

Grim: Mwahahahahahaha!!

Mariah: *Cries*

Ben: I love a happy ending!!

*Head-Desk* *Head-Desk *Head-Desk*…

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… I hope you enjoyed the chapter in all it’s craziness despite the final scenes. Comments and opinions would be great and well appreciated. And I thank you all for reading!!

Now though it’s time to say goodbye.

Goodbye,

TWS1996

   Hello there, you are not dreaming. My simself really is coping with this baby thing.

But he doesn’t forget his daughter though. In fact I think he’s more protective of Amethyst, BUT he still has the ‘Father-Son’ Relationship with Onyx.  

Things aren’t going as well in the Inventing Department though as can be seen. I think Sarah decided to be clever and stay with painting/designing, although her hubby is still distracting her.

Meanwhile the end results kind of ended up in fail.

I feel kind of sorry for him…

But is it is absolutely hilarious

The next day my simself and Sarah decided to scar their son for life with a snog-a-thon.

Great going guys… *Sarcasm*

That day I also decided to age up the twins. Here’s Onyx, cute as button with his mother eyes and father’s eyes.

Traits: Light Sleeper, Artistic

First Sign Of Craziness:  Picking and Eating His Boogers

And Here’s Adorable Amethyst, with her father’s hair and a colour fusion of eyes from both her parents. 

Traits: Brave, Good

First Sign Of Craziness: Biting Fingers Off

Meanwhile here is Sarah partying, she is going to have to get used to this Sarah, but meh, I guess she is enjoying herself.

Even if it did end a while ago …

Anyways, here they are the twins in all of their craziness, insanity, quirkiness. I’m sure they will fit in just fine

Now what on earth is in those bottles that is making them so hyper? Sarah, Simself, EXPLAIN!?!?!